Oh, no you didn’t!
Talk 2 the App with G Mama brings the concept of “talk to the hand” into the 21st century! Triggered by buttons, gestures or timers, G Mama will lash out hilarious insults and funky shout outs – perfect (or absolutely inappropriate) in any situation. At a party, in the classroom, simply shake your hand-held device in your “victim’s” face and let G Mama say all the outrageous things that you can’t!
Talk 2 the App gives you 48 classic shouts and new favorites including:
- Oh, no you didn’t!
- You don’t tell me what to do!
- Where my money at!
- I ain’t yo mama!
- I’ll kick you in your titties!
- Shiit! You so fat you don’t even fit in a picture!
- Don’t you touch my phone!
Tap it! Shake it! Tilt it!
Play shouts by tapping the sound icons or by shaking and tilting your device. Drag your favorite shouts to the gesture panel, shake the device in your friends face, and the battle is already won! Or why not let G Mama decide what to say? Just tap the ‘random icon’, and she will spit from her whole arsenal of funky shouts!
Timers & Alarms
Do you suspect that your friends are messing with your phone while you’re out of the room? Simply activate the motion alarm, and G Mama will holler out your selected shout if anyone touches your phone. Drag any shout to the timer panels and G Mama will come alive after a set time.
Awkward silences? Activate the silence alarm, and let G Mama rescue the situation automatically right before the silence get’s to uncomfortable. Perfect for the upcoming holidays!
She reacts to noises to! Simply set the noise alarm.
- 48 superior G Mama shouts for arguments, statements, confrontations and general awesomeness!
- Fantastic gesture control that has makes the traditional concept of “talk to the hand” so last century!
- Motion alarm
- Awkward silence eliminator
- Noise alarm
- Easy-to-use, elegant interface.
“You might not be a G Mama, but G Mama’s got your back!”
I used to be bullied at the gym, but then I heard about Talk 2 the App. G Mama really saved me! I even made a video about it. Check it out at talk2theapp.com
Just get your ass in there and buy that shit! It’s only 99 cents. That’s less than a dollar, fool!
-G Mama, ghetto fabulous.
“I used to bully people at the gym. I still do, only now I use Talk 2 the App! Thanks, G Mama!”
-Willy Bam Bam, gym thug.